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Don't Think About It - OMG ABS
Just Assume It's Sexy
08:42 am
August 11th, 2005
jameel
OMG ABS
205 pounds, and there are abs trying to peek through!
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hungry
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Joan Jett vs. Queen - We Will Rock and Roll You
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Comment by Moneypenny
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martinivixen
Date:
August 11th, 2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
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w00t!!
That is teh sex! :) congrats!
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August 11th, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC)
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Excellent. Next step? Find social venues where you can attract teh honeys. Care to join for Salsa?
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jameel
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August 11th, 2005 01:41 pm (UTC)
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Not yet. Next step, which will kick in somewhere around 200 pounds (13% body fat), is actually working out. The weight I've lost so far is just from altering my dietary habits.
Then I get my badass tattoo....
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krotscheck
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August 11th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
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Salsa isn't working out?
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jameel
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August 11th, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC)
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Salsa's not hitting the weights hardcore, which is what I plan. My body is not yet improved to my satisfaction.
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krotscheck
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August 11th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC)
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To your satisfaction? Uh.. I don't think they have bio-energon interfaces yet, bro...
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From:
jameel
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August 11th, 2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
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Yet.
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alazrael
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August 11th, 2005 02:04 pm (UTC)
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It's the year 2005, shouldn't we have transformable exo-suits?
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krotscheck
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August 11th, 2005 02:08 pm (UTC)
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Those only show up after the world is nearly annihilated in World War 3.
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From:
johnmeier1
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August 11th, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC)
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Flying Cars!
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From:
alazrael
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August 11th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
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Triple changers!
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Thread started by Jeremiah Blatz
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jeremiahblatz
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August 11th, 2005 01:42 pm (UTC)
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Next step: breast implants!
Jameela == t3h hawt gurl
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From:
krotscheck
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August 11th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAH *splat*
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From:
mg4h
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August 11th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC)
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*giggle*
I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read this... I like my keyboard.
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From:
wooble
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August 11th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
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That would just give Mav an excuse to move Jameel out of the mens category in jammy jam voting so he could win.
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From:
jameel
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August 11th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
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Oh, snap!
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Thread started by Laura Stewart
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lonelocust
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August 11th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
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Woo! What did you start at, again?
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jameel
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August 11th, 2005 01:59 pm (UTC)
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5/11/05: 220 pounds, 21.2% body fat
8/11/05: 205 pounds, ~15% body fat
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mg4h
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August 11th, 2005 01:55 pm (UTC)
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But, you had abs before...
Bigger ones? Woah.
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From:
alazrael
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August 11th, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
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I've got one big ab!
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mg4h
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August 11th, 2005 02:08 pm (UTC)
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Hey, baby - is that an ab in your pocket, or...
Oh, it is an ab. Darn.
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From:
jameel
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August 11th, 2005 02:10 pm (UTC)
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*dies*
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From:
krotscheck
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August 11th, 2005 02:13 pm (UTC)
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And when you look in the mirror, you have ABBA!
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